Wednesday, February 22, 2006

A 'Call' Tale

This is the story of L mama's lone call. I dont think writing about it will be fun. So I decided to make a cartoon strip :) And since I suck at drawing esp in MSPaint I decided to draw the "top view" with boxes and circles standing in for ppl.

So this is how it begins :)

1) Me gettin into the train (it was a chair car btw)


2) some 30 mins later...

Lets just say that I did a lot of leaning back on the trip :P and if not for my rotten luck I could have put some use to all those painful calculus courses I unwillingly did :(

3) Next mornin Im waiting with the guys for my GD and I notice everyone is carrying their admit card!! I wonder why and then I look at my call letter :)

Btw my group for the GD had 4 ppl (inc. me) from insti!! So it was like a gurunath fart session while waiting for GD :D

4) "The GD will be for 15 minutes. Please let it not degenerate into a fish market. Your time starts now", said the Fat Ass. And this is what happened. I say I was "thinking" for most of the time :P

And after the interview the CB's had the nerve to congratulate us and tell us that the GD was structured and progressed towards a defined goal!! I now realise I have 2 choices but I dont know whats worse - working with fart corporate bastards or becoming one of them :D

5) And this was the "gist" of my gist of an interview!!
I did one course in economics with malathy as the prof. As you can imagine I learnt nothing in that course but unfortunately still managed an A.
And as for 'Art Of Living', I cant tell HH Sri Sri Ravishankar from Osama :P


6) Of course my return journey. I got the ticket 5 mins before the train left the station but was stuck right behind a 5 year old with a sick american accent (she was "T"alkin to her mommy about her "T"ummy all the "T"ime) As you realise it was painful and everyone acted like it was cute!! Im not gonna waste my "T"ime drawin that pic.

So moral of the story is mug calculus before you get on a train but more importantly, sit in the right place even if it means displacing some lousy bastard who just wants to sleep!!